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boneshaker, i hardly even know her

by the tortoise and my hair

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DOG BONE SONG EGAC the back door is open and shod with the shoe of my old trusty horse, hung above it, that he has outworn i’m hoping it brings luck i guess and i’m riding this horse back to you girl and i’m tired of roaming this road through the dusts of this southern bowl and i’m wondering about you girl, where are you tonight girl, i need you by my side girl yeah i’m wondering where you are girl, where are you right now girl, i’m wondering where you are the cans you kept on the cold cellar shelf are spoils for somebody else and this food i find on the floor is a dog’s that i keep for myself the day grows darker at dawn fall’s come the summer has gone you rake up the weeds and the thorns i’m wondering where you are right now girl, i need you here by my side girl, i’m wondering where you are girl yeah i’m wondering, i’m wondering where you are now girl, i need you here and how girl, i’m wondering where you are girl the street dogs have followed me home by my back door they beg for the bone and they’ve been lately coming so close they’re scaring the corn stripping crows the blood on the moon leaves a sign that somewhere you’ve left us behind with the vows to me that are owed that are owed i’m wondering where you are now girl, could we meet some how in the bar now , i’m already half gone to the stars girl yeah i’m wondering where you are girl, how can i get there, how far girl, i’m wondering where you are girl at the back door (the) dogs are starting to howl your memory still up at this hour with (the) dogs on their hunt for that bone getting hungry and scratching the ground i’m roaming like a dog with a bone, back to you girl after roaming alone, for too long girl i need to come home E G and i’m wondering, i’m wondering about you gal i’m wondering A where you are now C E G i need you so, i need you so right now girl yeah i wondering where you are baby, i A C E G need ya by my side, oh when ya gonna come for your southern son, i wanna be the one A C E ya love, how’s this ever gonna come when we are so, so done
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THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE 27-06-10 I THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE AND HE HASN’T GOTTA CLUE THAT HIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS JUST A BONE hay un pero en la cucha y no tiene ni idea que el mondo completo es un hueso THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE BARKING TO THE MOON (HE) PINES A PIECE OF CHEESE HIS DAY LONG DONE hay un perro en la cucha ladrando a la luna esta anorando un pedazo de queso su dia ya le ha ido THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE BELIEVING FAIRY TALES WAITING FOR HIS TRUE BLUE PRINCE TO COME hay una perra en la cucha creindo en las cuentas de adas espera que venga su pricipio azul a buscarla THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE AND AND HE HASN’T GOT CHANCE THERE’S NO WAY HE’S EVER GETTING WHAT HE WANTS hay una perro en la cucha y no tien ni chance, no hay manera para coger lo que quiere II THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE HAUNCHING ON HIS HEELS PRAYING FOR HIS KNEES HIS BONES ARE OLD THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE (AND HE’S) WAGGING ROUND HIS TAIL (BUT)STANDING AT ATTENTION ALL ALONE THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE BEGGING ON ONE LEG HOLDING TIGHT TO HOPE’S ONE CRUMBY CRUMB THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE (AND) HE DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE THERE’S NO WAY HE’S EVER GETTING WHAT HE WANTS III THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE AND HE HASN’T GOTTA CLUE THAT HIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS JUST A BONE - THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS JUST A BONE - THIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS JUST ONE BONE - THAT HIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS JUST HIS BONE THERE’S A DOG IN THE HOUSE LYING BY THE FIRE TRYING HARD KEEP HIS ONLY LIVING REASON WARM
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YOU CAN’T BE WHO I AM when you gonna be - the dog that’s digging me - have you buried me forever like a bone when ya gonna see - you can’t be wearing me the clothes you wanna wear - is not my own where ya gonna run - the sun is beating down the ray gun set to stun - is burning holes what ya gonna do - you’re hoping that the glue that stuck me tight to you - is gonna hold when ya gonna care - it never has been fair - you always want a share in all this greed what you’re needing now - is never what you want - you’re never wanting what you really need who ya gonna trust - this gold gives such a rush - the drug will finally bring you to your knees when you’re finally full – you’ll’ve traded in your soul - for something that ya coulda got for free when ya gonna come – back to my heart babe - when you do - you’re gonna see - you’ll never be the person that you always say i am when you gonna come - back to my heart babe – when you do - you’re gonna see - that i’m not you and you’re not me - that we can’t be the same you’re stepping on my toes – you’re breathing from my nose - you suggest i take flight to some place higher i am no good for you – i’ll scuff your two good shoes – you’re will - will end up broke along with mine the black they painted me - the shadows of the tree – it’s branches reaching round the neck it ties like a mongrel biting flea – you’re digging into be me - like a dog i’m begging for another bite
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the doggin’ in my brain Em Am Em real quick then A Am Em then G D Em then G D A Am Em there’s something peaking in prying me with pins checking in my sin getting ‘neath my skin i’m feeling kinda strange could this be insane it’s knocking on my walls drilling it’s peep holes catching all my colds my breathing’s getting old sound sounds almost/ all the same it won’t be well again i think it’s filming me i see me on the screen i act out every scene i’m praying on my knees i wasn’t what i seemed a bit part in the pain of all this suffering i thought i could be brave i had to run away escape this/ the light of day no truth made sense to me some boldly acted play good actors playing vague their lives too memorized i’d cut them to the chase i’d planned my great escape it’s spying with one ear it’s eye a convex mirror be careful what ya got they’re watching like a hawk drowned out fluorescent nights i sleep with blinking lights my moves are not my will he makes me take these pills i hide them in my mouth and then i spit them out the sand held in his hand is timing who i am a crayon held in his hand is drawing who i am i hide where Uboats hide dead living in a dream i traipse unbroken ground twigs snapping as i breathe i’ll tell you what it’s like i’m underneath the ice breathing for my life my worst fear’s being caught being awoken from a dream inside a buoying submarine i sink to steal from fire inside the sole survivor i alone and still alive
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FROM THE BONE TO THE HORN Am F E i’m leave’n ya for good baby - better now than later on in a few days anyways - you won’t even miss me and by then (babe) i’ll be long gone i boarded an airplane on the main line I felt used thought I’d pack things in i did my time down in a coal mine black, and blue, and bored through thin I took a ride down on the river Low and Bhold and water logged got spit out into the wood chipper born again (as) fodder for my thoughts i walked along the edge of the ridge I bent down onto my knees to pray Prayed for things to go or get better Or better still – to once go my way i’m leave’n ya for good baby - better now than later on in a few days anyways - you won’t even miss me and by then (babe) i’ll be long gone i gathered enough money to get myself from the bone to the horn i scraped the barrel down to the bottom got enough (now) just to get back home i’m leave’n ya for good baby - better now than later on in a few days anyways - you won’t even miss me and by then (babe) i’ll be long gone
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skin and bone (never thought i’d me it) GC never thought i’d make it backb4 dawn begins itook a lot of damages/sandwiches got paid it back with sense D noneOF this past believing has any ripple left CG things sure change quickpricks kickkicking with dah pricks quick buildA the dahfence D i have’t been bleeding/bleeded yet to where gin don’t make it better CG ATleast 4the while al t least for the while never thought i’d make it backb4 dawn begins/began itook a lot of chances got pay back in the end i’m always running down some road andup A round the bend towards semblances sense vsersus pure prettence/pretend never thought id’ make it back to here from there again i took a lot 4 granted i made my bed of plants 2 hide under the covers avoiding bites from ants sticks 2 stone sticks 2 stone ROCK PAPER SCISSORS i never thought i’ make it past/back 2 where i’ve been i took my friends for 4 granted they’ve paid me back as friends they’ve always been around whenever i’m in need skin on bone skin on bone they put me up to the plate i struck out ever time i got down on my knees and prayed i ain’t the praying kind D i prayed for light and shadow i prayed 4/with peace of/in mind high on the tide high on the tide here 4 the ride here for the ride here for the ride
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5th song: licking inkling EDAmC i’m just a dog with that licking inkling to keep on moving forward toward nothing i’m just a fly fretting where i’m going my arms so sore from rowing in circles round this room i’m just a rat twisting through a maze won’t someone from up above please help me find my way i’m just a rose always too soon blooming carelessly assuming that the winter snows are over i’m just a train traveling through a tunnel so dark and wide can’ t see the other side connect the dots between the saintly stars trace them near and far wonder where you are i’m just a shoe that’s always needed shining the sun comes undermining everything i do my enemies once friends that kept me bleeding way down here on my knees i’ve left them to their preaching i’m just a dog barking in the night begging simple favours won’t you please come fill my bowl
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THE DOOM SONGAm F/C Am Em lean-to willows fill with sparrows begging god’s protection under bleeding suns black clouds gather - the locusts scatter a wet road grieves and turns to winds away a dog out on the road tail between its legs hobo ghosts, their box-carred souls riding for their lives along a cargo line we tap in time to fading rhymes rehearsal to a show that was on last night our fingers now fiddling frantically to keep the time the air breathes thick, the crickets pace grass freshly cut gives the air its taste stinging streams of gasoline running through a blood red handed race between man and what he plants and what he reaps the jig is up, the water’s rising heroes baling out a boat that’s burning our promised land - slip sharp in god’s great hands feel his tense steel wire gripping round your neck all helping hands below this shipwrecked deck no one cares what you wear you’re wearing nothing, you’re naked now dance my child, wild round the fire mother nature burning, deepens her desire her back up for attack for years of rape echoed words(echoed words), cawing birds flying in and out an old man’s eye a bloody river reflects a manmade mirror the devil’s given in to all of our demands this tangled web we weave with idle hands

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Boneshaker is brewed with copious amounts of hops balanced with over 4 different malts, unfiltered and naturally carbonated. The result? A truly unique taste experience and an award winning IPA! Expect fresh grapefruit & pine aromas followed by massive hop flavours!

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released February 24, 2024

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the tortoise and my hair Guelph, Ontario

diary of a decomposing dog

this diary on this scary day is one of warmth again and play i am not going to say what my feeling really is in fact it’s just a lark that i have any at all no one’s left to listen, no one ever has, my bed’s been made un-wizened so been judged to be the best, but somehow just one wrinkle in my head is always left. ... more

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