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a brother killed his brother by telling to his mother he was gay his mother didn’t answer she just prayed for him she hoped he could be saved his sister only saw the sickness, cancer had grown around his brain his father took a stance on it but tried to keep the flow of things the same life’s full of pain ya got ta learn to live with life’s full of rain comes filling up yer bucket, unexpected
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i love U • there is no other star A bove U • in my heart you’ve pinned a medal • a yellow jacket on the petal • of a flower • and now the hour has arrived • it’s time for me to tell ya • it’s you that makes me want to be alive • i love you so much • i love you like a brother • i am hoping too together • to discover one another • 4 forever • but 4 now let’s linger deep • beneath these cozy covers of our eye lids fast asleep and if i finally find it • i’ll know what i will never ever have 2 know • love is just a rainbow, love is just a rainbow still spinning • while the straw holds to B gold • my grass keeps growing greener • my walk way cobble stoned • but i’m bitter like this beer i drink • while i while away the hours of the daze that summons me • from the shadows • where All blind return 2SEA • out rowing on the ocean up to where edge meets the brink • of things R coming • tough decisions will B made • and most of them regretted as we reach the cliff of change and if i finally find it • i’ll know what i will never ever have 2 know • love is just a rainbow, love is just a rainbow rhyme’s falling • from hell to higher hill • the pills the sick man’s swallowing • have been flavoured 4 the ill • dead man walking into the light that gives us all • a second chance as we approach the ridge of beck and call and if i finally find it • i’ll know what i will never ever have 2 know • love is just a rainbow, love is just a rainbow left leaving • as our will is wandering still • if any of this meaning is forgiveness 4 the kill • of the helpless • the homeless and the meek • the kick that they’llB getting is the money that is bet • on a future • flowing fast from under shame • 4 all our undiscovered chosen powers of restraint and if i finally find it • i’ll know what i will never ever have 2 know • love is just a rainbow, love is just a rainbow
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why believe in any thing at all to be out side is in side me i slept in blood curdling in my ears left on waxed floors dripping tears from screams of snoring in the night my fear of feelings things that didn’t seem quite right was told not to explore all by my self out on my own wrapped in my wool coat warm wandering through the cold struggling stepping in my tracks pacing back wards searching through past footprints still frozen in the snow looking for answers with lanterns shone on questions cord never will quite reach to where the inter sections the light is growing bright the irons in the fire 2 forge a new beginning vegan children singing in A choir llalalala laalalallaala i’m A vegan kidding, sinning, singing in a choir llaalala vegans R so gay please won’t you take my hand and skip A long with me singing lallalalala another lilac vegan grinning casts aspersions stinging double shame falalalala stunned 2stillB living the lie A bovine fool prodding U 2 now Adaze
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i’m a gay masterbator way worse than all evils i spent everyday in summer time all by myself alone i spend most of my scarce free time feeling myself i spent most of my summer time liying fine prostate on my spine/back with my legs up in tied straps spoiling myself by myself i heard and i know it’s no trophey worth boasting ‘bout (a)/lota heavy medal weighting down my neck i feel soso ashamed that i just thought i’d mention it just in case there was reward for doing one thing best something big to wear round my neck a shameful way my posture drapes
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Eb BIG money (monkey) chorus dance tune holy cr*p Eb A D E capo6 pooling at the corner big money on the pocket chick hens chec king clucking stare ring popping bottle rocket a hun dead doll A.R. raising de pends on if i’ll drop it i smoke her through the hazing pur ple rain poor ºold seat bucket chorus D A E DC/AE x4 big money booze drug sex drin king eve nings deeper in debt big money funny how up set U get once i lose i’ll bet pinching pe ne noodle • rol led oats hall car pet ting a lie a loof in plain dis pute • Oºver co star red orion cinematic story boredºsell an atom apple early evening in the sand paper re fining fables glory phoney ball be lonely for lorn • eich man searching h’ordeurves taste testing his tory dress sing up in arms crossed for war sa luting tears salt watering • gas wide eyed re volving carousel piggy backing bacon wrapped warm hiding loo king love ly in the light low laughing at the chorus the bears row in a thruple • fun nelling nature’s golden porridge bon ding by james’ river º7 ven dou bull split ban-ananas mo no 2 nal monk keys un lock • neo lithic cam er as oranges mourning sun day • kiss sing lips buzz squirrely squirming with the worms the early birds absurdly worry arg u ing down town preaching • blaming HIGH attendance on the dancers folding flaps up on the pants hot trotting ten ets chorus D A E DC/AE x4 big money booze drug sex drin king eve nings deeper in debt big money funny how up set U get once i lose i’ll bet``` big money blue moon crooning soon 2B winning up set big money funny some times still loosing ` running wet white water toilet wads will clot it sewage according stance with the star line paper wading hail high the sewage profit chasing down the day kissing reddened lips licking up the left bhind bread crumbs ulcers in the oven cooking cake walking chorus D A E DC/AE x4 big moneyblues tend 2 spend long week ends ending in debt big money funny fine ly always boozing and choosing 2 bet church taco bells chime tuesday meating place for vegans homo sex u al purdy siting words from voltaire’s incarnate revenant bitches hiked skirts hitch guys a query ugly may be rea sons hiding descent craving what only nature stated revenant /barn doors/ scondrels re pre sent ta tion mock knocked knees trap door death ruminants voltaire remenantsrevenant big money ending the week ending in debt care van more is son in mere presence of our lord US back to the watch the movie snug bugging im pulsive in new vegan silk pyjamas hoarsely throating soul coffee folks that’s all pigs blankets wooly mammoth through a funnel each last drop of honey chorus D A E DC/AE x4 from vegan wallet blue amgst violet
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love’s a sunny day • warm shelter from the rain a lonely little light ray • leaking true love’s a simple song • can we all sing along united in •one great bigº family love’s often confused • when tried hard we must choose between the misconstrued • and mis demeaned love love love love love love love love love love’s a summer day • a hammer hot as hades love ’s your favourite flavour • oF ice cream loving is a choice • a tremor in the voice your heart hoisted high • on 2 a beam love is the sun • shining from above love will always find U • in the end love love love love love love love love love love love love love • shining from above love they often say • will steal your heart away a blind eye turned • to face towards the sun a heart felt filled with shame • against a window pane the rain tapping • saying please love let me in love is a rose • the calming in the dose a baby sleeping • deep inside a dream an apple every day • 2 keep nightmares away make sure we all R safe • and sound asleep love love love love love love love love love love love love love • shining down on us love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love
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`YouVEGANuary new song all oF a sudden Dtingle CAPO4 world’s an unforgiving storm howling winds volcanoes roaring river feeding mouths for lorn fire breathing dragons burn asbestos mines lungs unsung 2ward future cancers reap rewards all that’s well has ended worse lies R baiting out B4 U leap U look so badly bored your ditch dug deep in creep the worms until your mind your brains destroysA god tattling tales oF holy warsG touchdown 2 ground begin again truth B known oF course is now here then B the tolling hour beyond the void oF evil power light shining brightly showing how rampant running stampede 4 ward classy work war hero lords abysmal grandeur chores oF choice not seeing trees B for the forest statesman sounding warning horns breast plates full of musket holes the war is over truth B scorned shores of borders formerly owned melodic chords keeping 4 score A new year’s fold envelopes the world all that’s well has ended worse
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Fuck that's the first time ever first time ever I haven't been able to cum because time has moved on and goes on shines on we all shine on John Glenn on Julian lennon, Yoko Ono the birds and the bees Orchestra before us as unsung begun to sing of a whole bush solitude in between our Lord's offering and ample answers among the crowd circling keep the faith
we all are left to play a boat and pray we all be saved

Second paragraph: well the fuckers don't know how to pluck the chickens they checked the chicks Chico Marx one he was a chicken chaser cities brother Groucho I'm always angry always angry and then I was Zeppo and he was a level leotard he was a leprechaun no that was zeppelin Harpo marks they were also fucking oh my God I lose mine I miss them well miss what carpool originally and Remy Ma because if you don't pay attention to this fucking dictation thing it just fucking you can fucking thing you know you get off the thread in the door you don't even know what it's actually saying what you said dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdong just like all media all fucked up fucks and how old is any word coming from my bird from my burden from my shoulders down from shelter how is any of it being interpreted by you among us who are near wonders 11 people wondering dogs plundering sundering gypsies stewing baking crewing by Lewing gangbang Holy holy hallelujah holy holy holy hallelujah holy holy hallelujah Jesus Christ is born Gracias.

There's a dog in my house and he doesn't have a clue that the whole damn world is just a bone is dog in the house barking to the moon something to the moon the new Jung dong

I don't know I'm gonna do now I'm drinking a little wine unfortunately I can make some tea I don't know this weird gas thing on lately I don't think I used to burp that much burp and yeah you gotta keep track of the words cause I fuck you up fuck you up on this man bun Sean bourbon in a lot bourbon drinking bourbon now I'm burping and burping a lot burping Bobby and first time in my life I don't know I'm gonna talk to Drew I should actually talk to Julie actually this is weird and I'm not going up to Julie'z should be going up to Julie'z I don't know what to do man I feel like it I'm scared I guess I'm always fucking scared I just seems so much easier to calculator but this could make it better but I don't know what is better what is better what does butter what is mudder what is mother what is matter what what does it matter you know what does it matter the holy the holy what does that mean the whole bowling I can hear the birds chirping outside the big birds the Jim Henson's frank Oz's name ours ours at Franco's regarding driver know the guy you did clover Clover Grover the river Cleveland genre Washington Glover Glover Cleveland Cleveland Grover Cleveland Washington the 27th President of the United States state states yeah he was Gaylord he was fucking gay from the Lord laugh out loud gay and all the gay stuff he was old and doing the gay stuff all the time he was such a fucking Gaylord he was gay stuff and all of it even he was doing a game game he was getting it he was not gave me was getting it he was gay he gave yes he gave it up in his ass gated he did the big gate and the gate the gate up in his ass gay lord and gay pride and gay fuck ups no game party chicks Katie daddy Katie booty Katie what why can't I don't wanna give you my knees in Kaneana water Canyo KGGI kitty kitty kitty kitty

I guess I just have to like strangle myself for a bit in order alt righ tri the trick is in the prick I just had a weird really weird and I should've just continued I don't know why I got off on some kind of Rick Rubin tangent but Rick Rubin tangent recruitment change it by bitch this whole comment that I had made and I against the other things in it but for some reason I send it on I can't get into it now but anyway disappeared and now I'm going on again going on again I did the exact same thing I did last time but it erased that last comment thank God thank God going do you know if there is a God he's doing all these operations right I have no problem with it must be hell it's like someone having kids I want to see my sister dealing with her kids and then her grandma


rick rubin:

And we have to kinda like go but I guess when you say something like that I don't know I get it I get it it's not it's not rational in the rational sense of being the word being rational you know what I'm saying it's a fucking confusing paradox elevated by the evolution of the extra terrestrial goddamn lawn testicle for a mystical testicle testes testicles penile penis fishy brushy fishes bones in phones in the dishes of the dog phones bones and the dishes bones and the dishes of the dog pound in the dishes of a dog fucking cocksuckers learn how to fucking learn my voice this is the voice you're gonna have to fucking deal with in the future you don't fucking get on track we're gonna fucking knock you down into the dirt and pooh on your bum hole holiness my mighty holy name talk to you later

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released August 21, 2023

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the tortoise and my hair Guelph, Ontario

diary of a decomposing dog

this diary on this scary day is one of warmth again and play i am not going to say what my feeling really is in fact it’s just a lark that i have any at all no one’s left to listen, no one ever has, my bed’s been made un-wizened so been judged to be the best, but somehow just one wrinkle in my head is always left. ... more

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