jesus christ how'd ya...

from about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee HIT CH 22 by the tortoise and my hair

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jesus christ - how’d ya get to be so almighty
jesus christ - how’d ya get to being something you didn’t suppose you’d be - kinda just like me
you are’t supposed to say?
you walked across the water - what was the deal on that - my mother said the tides rolling in - my father said don’t even begin - it’snot worth thinking about - now - why not?

got a message in a bottle - thrown out upon into the sea - so i need someone to walk upon the water - to fetch my soul for me

so jesus christ i really really love ya - but i need to know just what yer all about
tell me about your Fame - what’s your HISstory? how do ya think ya got yourself mixed/caught up with all of/ah that crap - that bullshit all sounds made up

oh jesus christ makes amends before us but anyone of us is enough to keep it going with out amking all this fuss kinda like christmas oh wait now bow before us our saviour in all his gloriness is about to mix it up again this christmas as something he didn’t suppose he’d be

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from about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee HIT CH 22, released June 27, 2022

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the tortoise and my hair Guelph, Ontario

diary of a decomposing dog

this diary on this scary day is one of warmth again and play i am not going to say what my feeling really is in fact it’s just a lark that i have any at all no one’s left to listen, no one ever has, my bed’s been made un-wizened so been judged to be the best, but somehow just one wrinkle in my head is always left. ... more

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